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<\/a>Yes, Friday nights a time when most 20-somethings are out getting shit faced and having meaningless sex, I am at home wondering why I still live in Charlotte and can’t seem to get right in the dating game. I rarely meet men locally. I take that back. I rarely meet quality<\/em> men here. Quality, by definition, is open for interpretation.<\/p>\n I do not think I’m asking too much to find an unmarried man that has all of his teeth, under the age of 35 with no children and has goals. That is a small list in comparison to the women seeking retirement funds, lavish vacations and expensive gifts. I just ask for free meals and have endless conversations about TV.<\/p>\n Ain’t my kind of hype. My friends say I’m picky, and according to Steve Harvey I give up the goods too soon<\/a>, but I’m not settling for every man that sends me a “good morning” text or appears to be moderately put together on paper.<\/p>\n When I am on vacation, I meet men from all over however, I am not looking for a pen pal at the moment. I accept the good conversation for the duration of my trips and leave it at that. At least I do meet men, just not the ones who have sparked my interested, yet.<\/p>\n There’s a difference. Romantic comedies seem to have the modern day single girl figured out. Apparently, we like to get drunk, drown our sorrows in ice cream, overwork ourselves and pass time in relationships that clearly aren’t going anywhere until magically Mr. Right brings his late ass to the bity party.<\/p>\n I’ve found the cure to my single woes.<\/p>\nMarried and toothless 55 year olds knock down my door, all thee damn time.<\/h2>\n
<\/a>So, I’m satisfied with life’s current state until I realize I’m alone.<\/h2>\n
<\/a>But not lonely!<\/h2>\n
<\/a>Not me.<\/h2>\n
<\/a>Fatal Attraction<\/em> quickly mends my seemingly lonesome heart.<\/h2>\n