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<\/a>Sensory Overload Button<\/h3>\n
Nowadays people will post anything on social media. Everything from pictures of their kids wearing I\u2019d be forever grateful.<\/p>\n We all know that ONE Facebook friend that refuses to actually click the article to confirm that the headline Ever looked at your timeline and see someone say something so off the wall that you decided that the Facebook friendship needed to end? Whether it was \u201cAll Lives Matter\u201d banter or a Donald Trump Muslim supporter, at some point you\u2019ve realized your online friendship was a big mistake. At times, you need the appropriate passive aggressive response instead of deleting them as a whole. It makes it easier so I don’t have to explain why they no longer receive my updates the next time we bump into each other at family functions or at the office Christmas party. In these moments, I\u2019d give anything to be able to click a button to remove every like that I\u2019d ever given this person and ruin their self-esteem by watching their numbers drop with no warning or nothing, Jesus.<\/p>\n These people don\u2019t deserve my friendship or my likes.<\/p>\n I remember a glorious time where only college students with a valid email address were privy to How awesome would it be to have \u201cthose\u201d family members and friends profile\u2019s deactivated until Mark, please consider looking into this further, as I would forever be in your debt. Scratch that, your bank account will never know the true meaning of debt.<\/p>\n Yours Truly,<\/p>\n A Loyal Facebook User<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear Mark Zuckerberg, The older I get the more I desire things that money simply cannot buy during the holiday season. So I decided, why not send my Christmas list to a billionaire? Santa hasn’t got my other 30 letters. I am hoping that you find it in your heart to spread some holiday cheer …<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\ndiapers that runneth over, their sister-in-law baby cousin Tracy in a casket, or videos of them popping
\nboils. You know, things I typically would never choose to view in real life. It would be amazing if
\nFacebook would at least give you some type of warning in advance to let you know to \u201cClick at Your
\nOwn Risk\u201d instead of visually assaulting my feed. Add a “Don’t Be Nasty”<\/strong> warning to photo violators.<\/p>\nFake Story Alert<\/h3>\n
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\nmatches the story and will share sensationalize news or a hoax, creating a culture of click bait. This dominio
\neffect soon topples over everyone in your timeline getting their panties in a bunch about something that is
\nnot even true. Poor Betty White has died 30 times in the last three years. Wouldn\u2019t it be awesome if there was a button that would stop them dead in their tracks and prevent them from posting?<\/p>\nMass “Unlike” Function<\/h3>\n
<\/a><\/p>\nFacebook Etiquette Courses<\/h3>\n
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\nusing Facebook. Those were the good ole days. Now everyone, even people with an AOL email address can
\naccess Facebook, running amuck in the undergrad palace. While everyone deserves an equal opportunity to have a profile, there are some people that just don\u2019t understand how this works. Stop showing me your child support statement. I’m sorry you felt fat today. No, I don’t want to see your lunch. And no, it’s not “complicated” ya’ll are divorced.<\/p>\n
\nenrolled and passed a Facebook etiquette class? Then take an SAT style exam in order to have their credentials restored.<\/p>\n