{"id":1502,"date":"2015-12-02T20:56:35","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T20:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2015-12-02T21:05:59","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T21:05:59","slug":"when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Stages of Paranoia When You Forget to Wax Before a Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of swapping our daily giggles, a good friend of mine revealed something extremely personal about herself in a Facebook message that hit close to home.<\/p>\n<h3>Her name has been removed for privacy concerns.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1503\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/fbwaxing\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png?fit=390%2C148&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"390,148\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fbwaxing\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png?fit=300%2C114&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png?fit=390%2C148&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1503\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png?resize=390%2C148\" alt=\"fbwaxing\" width=\"390\" height=\"148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png?w=390&amp;ssl=1 390w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fbwaxing.png?resize=300%2C114&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>I was like, damn son.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1508\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1508\" style=\"width: 383px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/weebey.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1508\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/weebey\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/weebey.gif?fit=288%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"288,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"weebey\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Tumblr&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/weebey.gif?fit=288%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/weebey.gif?fit=288%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1508\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/weebey.gif?resize=383%2C383\" alt=\"Photo Credit: Tumblr\" width=\"383\" height=\"383\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Tumblr<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>I&#8217;ve been there. Consumed by life, neglecting the God forsaken hair growing in abnormal areas of my body.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1516\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1516\" style=\"width: 488px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shaving1.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1516\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/shaving-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shaving1.gif?fit=500%2C454&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,454\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"shaving\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: BuzzFeed&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shaving1.gif?fit=300%2C272&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shaving1.gif?fit=500%2C454&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1516\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shaving1.gif?resize=488%2C443\" alt=\"Photo Credit: BuzzFeed\" width=\"488\" height=\"443\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1516\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: BuzzFeed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Guys will never understand the pain and torture women undergo just to be hair free.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1510\" style=\"width: 492px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1510\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed.gif?fit=492%2C276&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"492,276\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;totalprosports.com&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed.gif?fit=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed.gif?fit=492%2C276&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1510\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/charles-barley-eye-brows-waxed.gif?resize=492%2C276\" alt=\"totalprosports.com\" width=\"492\" height=\"276\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">totalprosports.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>The bewilderment in a man&#8217;s eyes\u00a0is painful when he discovers\u00a0you&#8217;re a mammal and can grow hair at a rapid speed just like him.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/gltwcv.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1507\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/gltwcv\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/gltwcv.gif?fit=400%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,225\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"khartbewildered\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/gltwcv.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/gltwcv.gif?fit=400%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1507\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/gltwcv.gif?resize=489%2C275\" alt=\"khartbewildered\" width=\"489\" height=\"275\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Five stages of paranoia settle in when you realize that you forgot to take care of your lady hairs while in the company of the opposite sex.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/bmj2.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1506\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/bmj2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/bmj2.gif?fit=293%2C173&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"293,173\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bmjparanoid\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/bmj2.gif?fit=293%2C173&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/bmj2.gif?fit=293%2C173&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1506\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/bmj2.gif?resize=477%2C281\" alt=\"bmjparanoid\" width=\"477\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>5. Frantically digging through your purse in hopes of finding tweezers for an execution style plucking.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1522\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1522\" style=\"width: 470px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1522\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/marypoppins\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif?fit=750%2C423&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"750,423\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"marypoppins\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Seventeen.com&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif?fit=510%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1522\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif?resize=470%2C265\" alt=\"Photo Credit: Seventeen.com\" width=\"470\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif?resize=510%2C288&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/marypoppins.gif?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1522\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Seventeen.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>4. Making direct eye contact, slowly dying inside, certain he&#8217;s spotted the patch of new growth.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1504\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c.gif?fit=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ravenchewinggum\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c.gif?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c.gif?fit=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1504\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c.gif?resize=462%2C346\" alt=\"ravenchewinggum\" width=\"462\" height=\"346\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>3. Praying your date will take place in a poorly lit venue to shift\u00a0the focus off what appears to be a landing strip of hair on your face.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/blackout.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1513\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/blackout\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/blackout.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,169\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"blackout\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/blackout.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/blackout.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1513\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/blackout.gif?resize=451%2C254\" alt=\"blackout\" width=\"451\" height=\"254\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3>2. Casually\u00a0snapping a pic to send to your friends to see if they can see the disrespectful hair growth.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1511\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/tamarmuppet\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif?fit=540%2C304&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"540,304\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tamarmuppet\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif?fit=510%2C287&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1511\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif?resize=485%2C273\" alt=\"tamarmuppet\" width=\"485\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif?resize=510%2C287&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tamarmuppet.gif?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>1. And if\u00a0you never hear from him again, you&#8217;ll never know if it was the hair or he just doesn&#8217;t like you.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1518\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1518\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1518\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/unbreakmyheart\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif?fit=625%2C352&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"625,352\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"unbreakmyheart\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: BuzzFeed&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif?fit=510%2C287&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1518\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif?resize=510%2C287\" alt=\"Photo Credit: BuzzFeed\" width=\"510\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif?resize=510%2C287&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/unbreakmyheart.gif?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1518\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: BuzzFeed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Ladies, we&#8217;re all in this together. Ingrown hair is\u00a0an equal opportunity hater.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1509\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1509\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/friends-waxing.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1509\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/friends-waxing\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/friends-waxing.gif?fit=500%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,230\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"friends-waxing\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;theglos&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/friends-waxing.gif?fit=300%2C138&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/friends-waxing.gif?fit=500%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1509\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/friends-waxing.gif?resize=500%2C230\" alt=\"theglos\" width=\"500\" height=\"230\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1509\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">thegloss.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Besides, any man worth your time will look past your stubble.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1517\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1517\" style=\"width: 503px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shenhnehbeautiful.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1517\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/shenhnehbeautiful\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shenhnehbeautiful.gif?fit=245%2C223&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"245,223\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"shenhnehbeautiful\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Giphy&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shenhnehbeautiful.gif?fit=245%2C223&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shenhnehbeautiful.gif?fit=245%2C223&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1517\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shenhnehbeautiful.gif?resize=503%2C457\" alt=\"Photo Credit: Giphy\" width=\"503\" height=\"457\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1517\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Giphy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of swapping our daily giggles, a good friend of mine revealed something extremely personal about herself in a Facebook message that hit close to home. Her name has been removed for privacy concerns. I was like, damn son. I&#8217;ve been there. Consumed by life, neglecting the God forsaken hair growing in abnormal &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/12\/02\/when-you-forget-to-wax-before-a-date\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">5 Stages of Paranoia When You Forget to Wax Before a Date<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1519,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=634%2C423&ssl=1","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=634%2C423&ssl=1",634,423,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?resize=150%2C150&ssl=1",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=300%2C200&ssl=1",300,200,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=634%2C423&ssl=1",634,423,true],"large":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=510%2C340&ssl=1",510,340,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=634%2C423&ssl=1",634,423,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=634%2C423&ssl=1",634,423,true],"woocommerce_thumbnail":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?resize=300%2C300&ssl=1",300,300,true],"woocommerce_single":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1",600,400,true],"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/faceshave.jpg?resize=100%2C100&ssl=1",100,100,true]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Tyler","author_link":"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/author\/7thrho\/"},"uagb_comment_info":2,"uagb_excerpt":"In the midst of swapping our daily giggles, a good friend of mine revealed something extremely personal about herself in a Facebook message that hit close to home. 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