{"id":1434,"date":"2015-11-23T17:04:09","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T17:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/?p=1434"},"modified":"2015-11-24T16:51:35","modified_gmt":"2015-11-24T16:51:35","slug":"4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/","title":{"rendered":"4 Lies Your Family Will Likely Tell This Holiday Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<p><iframe style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/cm?t=girtyl-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=26&amp;l=ur1&amp;category=gcholiday&amp;banner=1ZQRWZH8C1ESBPXRK9R2&amp;f=ifr&amp;linkID=XO2F3MM6R262UQMM\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<h3>As many of you are embarking on a journey home this week or in the weeks to come, you&#8217;re anticipating the joy that comes with seeing your family after time spent apart.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/thecolorpurple.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"649\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/08\/01\/7-lessons-from-the-first-7-months-of-2015\/thecolorpurple\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/thecolorpurple.gif?fit=500%2C215&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,215\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"thecolorpurple\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/thecolorpurple.gif?fit=300%2C129&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/thecolorpurple.gif?fit=500%2C215&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-649\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/thecolorpurple.gif?resize=500%2C215\" alt=\"thecolorpurple\" width=\"500\" height=\"215\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>With the excitement of family, comes the inevitable mess you are sure to encounter.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1449\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/soulfood\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?fit=590%2C295&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"590,295\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"soulfood\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?fit=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?fit=510%2C255&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1449\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?resize=510%2C255\" alt=\"soulfood\" width=\"510\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?resize=510%2C255&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/soulfood.jpg?w=590&amp;ssl=1 590w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>You know when folk haven&#8217;t seen each other in a while, they have to put on their brand new.<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1436\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1436\" style=\"width: 495px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pamdancing.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1436\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/pamdancing\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pamdancing.gif?fit=245%2C184&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"245,184\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pamdancing\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Tumblr&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pamdancing.gif?fit=245%2C184&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pamdancing.gif?fit=245%2C184&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1436\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pamdancing.gif?resize=495%2C371\" alt=\"Photo Credit: Tumblr\" width=\"495\" height=\"371\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1436\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Tumblr<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Or omit the truth.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"946\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/09\/17\/7-things-that-no-longer-excite-me-post-college\/i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif.gif?fit=497%2C246&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"497,246\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif.gif?fit=300%2C148&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif.gif?fit=497%2C246&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-946\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif.gif?resize=497%2C246\" alt=\"i-lied-toddlers-and-tiaras-gif\" width=\"497\" height=\"246\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Here are 4 lies you can sniff out from your relatives this year.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1446\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/tumblr_inline_nllc1lxbbk1shzhgk\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk.gif?fit=500%2C282&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,282\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Tumblr&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk.gif?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk.gif?fit=500%2C282&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1446\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk.gif?resize=500%2C282\" alt=\"tumblr_inline_nllc1lxBbK1shzhgk\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. &#8220;We&#8217;re Just Friends&#8221;<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1440\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1440\" style=\"width: 363px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1440\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/dabnis\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg?fit=302%2C227&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"302,227\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dabnis\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Madame Noire&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg?fit=302%2C227&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1440\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg?resize=363%2C273\" alt=\"Photo Credit: Madame Noire\" width=\"363\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg?w=302&amp;ssl=1 302w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/dabnis.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 363px) 100vw, 363px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1440\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Madame Noire<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Remember on <i>The Cosby Show<\/i> when Vanessa brought Dabnis home and introduced him as her fiance and by Thanksgiving they were &#8220;just friends&#8221;? We all have that one relative who brings a new significant other to dinner every holiday and isn&#8217;t totally forthcoming about their relationship status. Remember when your Uncle Tony always introduced you to a new auntie around the holidays and she seemed to look different by the next year? Do the math. No doubt, men and women can be friends celebrating the holidays&#8230;but some of ya&#8217;ll have the benefits too.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><iframe style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/cm?t=girtyl-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=12&amp;l=ur1&amp;category=bfwdeals&amp;banner=1JZ929FW1SPHD7Z97C82&amp;f=ifr&amp;linkID=3FKZO2JGJ7PKCKJN\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<h3>3. &#8220;I Made This From Scratch&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1441\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/pattipie\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?fit=750%2C750&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"750,750\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pattipie\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?fit=510%2C510&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1441\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?resize=510%2C510\" alt=\"pattipie\" width=\"510\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?resize=510%2C510&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pattipie.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Beware. Patty Pie will be sliced\u00a0in your Aunt Lulabelle&#8217;s favorite tupperware.<\/p>\n<h3>2. &#8220;I&#8217;m full. No round two for me.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1444\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/img_20151123_113919\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?fit=720%2C664&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,664\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"leftovers\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?fit=300%2C277&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?fit=510%2C470&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1444\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?resize=510%2C470\" alt=\"leftovers\" width=\"510\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?resize=510%2C470&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?resize=300%2C277&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113919.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Check the fridge and the backseat of their car. They&#8217;ve already packed a to-go plate for lunch tomorrow.<\/p>\n<h3>1. &#8220;The food will be ready soon.&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1442\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/img_20151123_113421\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?fit=720%2C483&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,483\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"foodaintdone\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?fit=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?fit=510%2C342&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1442\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?resize=510%2C342\" alt=\"foodaintdone\" width=\"510\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?resize=510%2C342&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?resize=177%2C118&amp;ssl=1 177w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_20151123_113421.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nBring some snacks, because your mama pulls the okie doke every year at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>Family will always be family. Love them as they are. Roll up in the house, eat good and be yourself! If you can&#8217;t be you in front of family, where else can you do it?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/martin-dance.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1450\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/martin-dance\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/martin-dance.gif?fit=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"200,150\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"martin-dance\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/martin-dance.gif?fit=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/martin-dance.gif?fit=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1450\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/martin-dance.gif?resize=376%2C282\" alt=\"martin-dance\" width=\"376\" height=\"282\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But..I do want to leave you a word of advice. Ladies, if you are bringing your man home for the first time, call ahead and tell moms NOT to invite cousin Faith&#8217;s fast ass.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1451\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/2015\/11\/23\/4-lies-your-family-will-likely-tell-this-holiday-season\/cousin-faith3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?fit=569%2C386&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"569,386\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cousin-faith3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?fit=300%2C204&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?fit=510%2C346&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1451\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?resize=510%2C346\" alt=\"cousin-faith3\" width=\"510\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?resize=510%2C346&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?resize=300%2C204&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/girltyler.com\/staging\/2937\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/cousin-faith3.png?w=569&amp;ssl=1 569w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you are embarking on a journey home this week or in the weeks to come, you&#8217;re anticipating the joy that comes with seeing your family after time spent apart. 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